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I'm Alyssa; College student, comedy nerd, writer, and television watching extraordinaire.

transhumanisticpanspermia:

i have limited sympathy for people who get told “no” after a public proposal because public proposals are pretty much emotionally abusive

like seriously

if you think it’s kinda cute, you can discuss it beforehand and then do a staged one later

but putting someone on the spot in front of a crowd of strangers (or worse, friends) and demanding they give you a yes or no answer to a complex question which will affect the rest of their life is

really not okay

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mvlans:

when someone says something so wrong that really pisses you off but you don’t wanna start an argument so you just sit there like

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nbcsnl:

thisdayinsnlhistory:

October 1: 

2011 – Host Melissa McCarthy reunites with Bridesmaids costar Kristen Wiig to portray Dooneese’s Cousin Gert in the cold open

When you have a host in the cold open, you know it’s going to be good! Right after screaming “Live from New York” with Wiig, Melissa ran backstage for a quick change to prep for her monologue. Watch her tell our buddy Jimmy Fallon how it all went down back on Late Night.